Sunday, 3 August 2003
You can go anywhere in the world and get drunk, and the following day’s hangover is always the same. So it is that I spent most of today, actually all of today, recovering from one of the more popular pastimes here in Kyrgyzstan … getting piss drunk. Last night started out innocently enough with me preparing one of my favorite western dishes for my family … fajitas. Mama always does the cooking in the house, usually with a little prep help from the brothers, so I thought it would be nice gesture to take the task off her hands for the evening and let her relax. I probably fractured some major local custom by doing so, but Aza assured me that it was a nice gesture. After spending an hour in the Beta Store (local large grocery chain) and walking down every aisle three or four times, I managed to find a few of the ingredients necessary for my feast. Meat, of some sort, cheese, red and green peppers, onions and tomatoes rounded out the menu. Of course, I failed to find most of the major components, such as tortillas, avocados and sour cream, though I did find a few jars of hot and mild salsa. A funny thing happened when I order the meat as well, as I had to order 3 kilograms of meat, which amounts to about 6.6 pounds. The lady looked at me funny and probably suspected that I had either miscalculated the conversion or mispronounced my Russian “three”. I assured her that I indeed needed 3kg, and after receiving my payload, I too began to doubt my calculations. As it turned out, I had just the right amount of meat for seven hearty Kyrgyz eaters.
You can go anywhere in the world and get drunk, and the following day’s hangover is always the same. So it is that I spent most of today, actually all of today, recovering from one of the more popular pastimes here in Kyrgyzstan … getting piss drunk. Last night started out innocently enough with me preparing one of my favorite western dishes for my family … fajitas. Mama always does the cooking in the house, usually with a little prep help from the brothers, so I thought it would be nice gesture to take the task off her hands for the evening and let her relax. I probably fractured some major local custom by doing so, but Aza assured me that it was a nice gesture. After spending an hour in the Beta Store (local large grocery chain) and walking down every aisle three or four times, I managed to find a few of the ingredients necessary for my feast. Meat, of some sort, cheese, red and green peppers, onions and tomatoes rounded out the menu. Of course, I failed to find most of the major components, such as tortillas, avocados and sour cream, though I did find a few jars of hot and mild salsa. A funny thing happened when I order the meat as well, as I had to order 3 kilograms of meat, which amounts to about 6.6 pounds. The lady looked at me funny and probably suspected that I had either miscalculated the conversion or mispronounced my Russian “three”. I assured her that I indeed needed 3kg, and after receiving my payload, I too began to doubt my calculations. As it turned out, I had just the right amount of meat for seven hearty Kyrgyz eaters.


